(ARCHIVED) My Five Favorite Reviews By the Backloggd Dot Com User Detchibe (In An Attempt To Ape Their Love of Creating Lists)
(THIS LIST IS PART OF MY EFFORT TO ARCHIVE MY NOW-DELETED PARODY ALT-ACCOUNT, WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW WAS AGAINST TOS. PLEASE KEEP THIS IN MIND WHILE READING THIS LIST.)
(DATED SEPTEMBER 29TH, 2022)
(With this one in particular, some extra context is needed. This was originally going to be on this account before I realized that mixing sincerity with dick jokes was funnier to me. Outside of that, this is sincere).
Held within are five games reviewed by backloggd.com user Detchible that I really, really like (even if I didn't hit the like button), as a way of tributing their love of lists. Please check out the notes for an excerpt, the link to each review, and another reviewer who I also recommend if you like Detchible.
Remember to check out https://www.backloggd.com/u/Detchibe/ for more good content
(P.S. I AM NOT BIASED. BIASES ARE FOR NERDS. I STAY INDOORS EVERY DAY AND HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE AND HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND AND I'M DUMB AND SHIT AND ALSO I'M FAT AND AMERICAN BUT I AM NOT A NERD)
(DATED SEPTEMBER 29TH, 2022)
(With this one in particular, some extra context is needed. This was originally going to be on this account before I realized that mixing sincerity with dick jokes was funnier to me. Outside of that, this is sincere).
Held within are five games reviewed by backloggd.com user Detchible that I really, really like (even if I didn't hit the like button), as a way of tributing their love of lists. Please check out the notes for an excerpt, the link to each review, and another reviewer who I also recommend if you like Detchible.
Remember to check out https://www.backloggd.com/u/Detchibe/ for more good content
(P.S. I AM NOT BIASED. BIASES ARE FOR NERDS. I STAY INDOORS EVERY DAY AND HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE AND HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND AND I'M DUMB AND SHIT AND ALSO I'M FAT AND AMERICAN BUT I AM NOT A NERD)
5 Games
Excerpt: "Fuck Blow."
I love this review because of its bold simplicity. It's funny, short, and a nice little peek into what's to come.
Link to Review
Speaking of looking at things, here's a reviewer that I highly recommend checking out, too.
I love this review because of its bold simplicity. It's funny, short, and a nice little peek into what's to come.
Link to Review
Speaking of looking at things, here's a reviewer that I highly recommend checking out, too.
Excerpt: "I'll have to save the remainder of my paltry 43 remaining minutes in the trial version for when I want to play some more of this, which will probably be never."
Boldly blending encyclopedic knowledge with analysis, Detch goes above and beyond and delivers one of the most uniquely crafted reviews on the site. Big ups.
Link to Review
Speaking of Insults, I don't believe you'll have any left after reading this reviewer that I also recommend
Boldly blending encyclopedic knowledge with analysis, Detch goes above and beyond and delivers one of the most uniquely crafted reviews on the site. Big ups.
Link to Review
Speaking of Insults, I don't believe you'll have any left after reading this reviewer that I also recommend
Excerpt: "Work Time Fun is a hysterical work. And yet I don't laugh at it, I laugh with it. Here lies a game which antagonises not only the player, but the creators, the gaming industry, and life under capitalism as a whole."
This review will make you go, "WTF, why haven't more people seen this?" Good stuff.
Link to Review
Work may not be fun, but this reviewer I'm recommending next sure is!
This review will make you go, "WTF, why haven't more people seen this?" Good stuff.
Link to Review
Work may not be fun, but this reviewer I'm recommending next sure is!
(I forgot to archive this one before absolutely obliterating it, so I've done the due diligence and reconstructed it)
Excerpt: "I speak to Joshua Graham. He and I are not so different. He and I do not belong here."
Expertly blending humor with experience, the gold standard is set for sequential reviews.
Link to Review
If you want another reviewer who's just as unique in his delivery, check this guy out!
Excerpt: "I speak to Joshua Graham. He and I are not so different. He and I do not belong here."
Expertly blending humor with experience, the gold standard is set for sequential reviews.
Link to Review
If you want another reviewer who's just as unique in his delivery, check this guy out!
Excerpt: "At a time of friendlessness, Wrath of the Lich King afforded me social opportunities, however fragmentary, that kept me moving forward."
One of the most immediately personal works ever published on this platform. Much less a review and more of an account, Detch's review for Wrath of the Lich King is both beautiful and poignant.
Link to Review
I honestly have no idea how to introduce this next recommendation. I don't want to be rude and say that it's better than Dutch, because nobody is better than Detch. But,
One of the most immediately personal works ever published on this platform. Much less a review and more of an account, Detch's review for Wrath of the Lich King is both beautiful and poignant.
Link to Review
I honestly have no idea how to introduce this next recommendation. I don't want to be rude and say that it's better than Dutch, because nobody is better than Detch. But,