2023 - ranking the games i beat

you know the drill

games beaten for the first time only

Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon - Collector's Edition
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon - Collector's Edition
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon - Launch Edition
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon - Launch Edition
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon - Premium Edition
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon - Premium Edition
Armored Core VI Fires of Rubicon: Deluxe Edition
Armored Core VI Fires of Rubicon: Deluxe Edition
Class of '09: The Re-Up
Class of '09: The Re-Up
i wish the holocaust happened
Class of '09
Class of '09
so honest, like.. i feel like i could really open up to you. you have a lot of.. emotional conversations? i listen to a lot of deep bands so i can never find a girl that can keep up with me in that department
Kichikuou Rance
Kichikuou Rance
game's really fun stop fucking comparing this series to actually heinous shit like rapelay god DAMN

for the most part it's about as offensive as the most controversial south park episodes
The Darkness
The Darkness
THROUGH YOU I AM BORN
Armored Core: For Answer
Armored Core: For Answer
heh, lapdog
Armored Core: Last Raven
Armored Core: Last Raven
balls got crushed so hard they were rebirthed like a phoenix rising from the ashes
Quantum Theory
Quantum Theory
maybe the best third person shooter i've played. actually soyed at the end
Condemned: Criminal Origins
Condemned: Criminal Origins
inner city simulator
Armored Core: Nexus
Armored Core: Nexus
coolest fucking opening ever
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider
i had no idea this would be this good
Armored Core 3
Armored Core 3
the point in which armored core TRULY began to cook
Left Alive
Left Alive
wanzer making but on foot
Kirby's Adventure
Kirby's Adventure
absolutely outshines its remake
Heisei Pistol Show
Heisei Pistol Show
boring at first but when it got goin...
Final Fantasy XVI
Final Fantasy XVI
wish the antagonist was better and it's a shame about jill but hey it was still lots of fun

patch those annoying fetch quests out and fix your easy ass forced difficulty setting though thanks
Rance VI: Collapse of Zeth
Rance VI: Collapse of Zeth
cock joke
The Darkness II
The Darkness II
FUCK YOU ESTACADO I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS OHHHH HOLY SHIT IT'S A MONSTER SHOOT THAT FUCKING THING GAAAAAAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Zelle
Zelle
coolest art direction ever
Armored Core: Verdict Day
Armored Core: Verdict Day
the filtration continues
Armored Core V
Armored Core V
GET FILTERED GET FILTERED GET GET FILTERED GET FILTERED
Attack on Titan 2: Final Battle
Attack on Titan 2: Final Battle
🦧⚾

they made the game good
Rance IV: Legacy of the Sect
Rance IV: Legacy of the Sect
rick addison
Hitman: Contracts
Hitman: Contracts
this is way too short for there to be like 35 hong kong levels
Armored Core 4
Armored Core 4
i thought i was like halfway through and then the next mission rolled credits
Silent Line: Armored Core
Silent Line: Armored Core
cool setpieces but final boss is a joke
Armored Core 2
Armored Core 2
leos klein is awesome
Armored Core: Project Phantasma
Armored Core: Project Phantasma
big shoutout to the wa-finger and the final mission briefing
Irisu Syndrome
Irisu Syndrome
fun little puzzle game
Touhou Library Survivors
Touhou Library Survivors
take the touhou library survivors challenge: try to beat touhou library survivors without piercing bullets!
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE
Rance III: Leazas Kanraku
Rance III: Leazas Kanraku
VERY funny
Armored Core: Master of Arena
Armored Core: Master of Arena
weakest first gen game
Wild Woody
Wild Woody
BRING IT BACK
Space Funeral
Space Funeral
some kind of laser boots idk
Rance 5D: The Lonely Girl
Rance 5D: The Lonely Girl
lol bird
Rance 02: The Rebellious Maidens
Rance 02: The Rebellious Maidens
pretty funny
Franken
Franken
fitting that this is the third game i've completed this year and its best joke revolves around the same number
Armored Core 2: Another Age
Armored Core 2: Another Age
why are 80% of the missions dogshit
Attack on Titan 2
Attack on Titan 2
base game only. final battle is basically a whole game's worth of content on its own
Rance: Hikari Quest
Rance: Hikari Quest
ladle man
Rance 4.1: Save the Medicine Plant!
Rance 4.1: Save the Medicine Plant!
fuckin sucks!!!!!!!! based!!!! PEAK!!!!!!!!
Superliminal
Superliminal
stop trying to be portal goddammit

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