flaccid sequels

what if we did the same shit but worse

great idea dumbass

suggestions encouraged

Call of Duty: Ghosts
Call of Duty: Ghosts
most sensible people clocked out of cod by the time this dropped
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
the real og
ClayFighter 2: Judgment Clay
ClayFighter 2: Judgment Clay
Command & Conquer 4: Tiberian Twilight
Command & Conquer 4: Tiberian Twilight
i often forget this exists and i'm a better man for it
Crackdown 2
Crackdown 2
fuck you
Deus Ex: Invisible War
Deus Ex: Invisible War
fuck the critics, we leave em hangin like inxs
Dead or Alive 6
Dead or Alive 6
Dead Rising 4
Dead Rising 4
Devil May Cry 2
Devil May Cry 2
Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!
Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!
Doom
Doom
as squeaky clean as post-grunge
Doritos Crash Course 2
Doritos Crash Course 2
"not as influential as the first game" ~killbutt
Drakengard 2
Drakengard 2
it's like cavia thought people enjoyed drakengard for its mind-numbing combat and nothing else
Duke Nukem Forever
Duke Nukem Forever
Fallout 4
Fallout 4
F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
why would you console-ify FEAR of all things
Fuzion Frenzy 2
Fuzion Frenzy 2
nice try
Galerians: Ash
Galerians: Ash
chore simulator
Gears 5
Gears 5
fuck it - weighty shooter without weight
Halo 4
Halo 4
decided this did fit after all because it really just does absolutely nothing new and is wholly derivative of cod and similar 7th gen shooters. marks the beginning of the end for halo
Just Cause 3
Just Cause 3
LittleBigPlanet 3
LittleBigPlanet 3
i have no familiarity with anything after the first lbp but i know my friend marseye0, the creator of turboroko, an upcoming and experimental visual novel whose prequel you can play right here - would sever my limbs and drown me if i didn't include lbp3 here
Lost Planet 3
Lost Planet 3
Mafia III
Mafia III
Mega Man X3
Mega Man X3
well well well my michelle
Mortal Kombat XL
Mortal Kombat XL
made me doubt if mk9 was even good
Ninja Gaiden 3
Ninja Gaiden 3
Pac-Man World 3
Pac-Man World 3
the magic is gone
Parasite Eve II
Parasite Eve II
Peggle 2
Peggle 2
Phantasy Star Online 2 New Genesis
Phantasy Star Online 2 New Genesis
tutorial video game
Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time
Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time
Postal III
Postal III
Power Punch II
Power Punch II
little known unofficial sequel to punch out
Prototype 2
Prototype 2
enjoying this more than the first requires a serious lack of attention to detail and a defective eye for animation
Red Faction: Armageddon
Red Faction: Armageddon
gears of war but bad
Saints Row: The Third
Saints Row: The Third
Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
Thief
Thief
Tony Hawk's Proving Ground
Tony Hawk's Proving Ground
fuck it - make the game unplayable
The Walking Dead: A New Frontier
The Walking Dead: A New Frontier
zzzzzzzzzz

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1 year ago

fuck the critics, we leave em hangin like inxs

1 year ago

Doom (2016)

1 year ago

Prince of Persia Forgotten Sands. Let's make Sands of Time again but bad, soulless and a tie-in to a terrible movie

1 year ago

Gonna disagree with Baka_Ouji, only because of how limp Doom Eternal felt in comparison to 2016 imo.

1 year ago

Clock Tower II
Banjo Tooie
Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon

1 year ago

There's a lot I'd suggest but personally I think Sly 4 deserves a spot it's just sly 2 but worse with an awful story though I do have a lot more

1 year ago

dead rising 4 is better than 3 ngl

1 year ago

wouldnt count clock tower 2 tbh, its more of a spinoff. just got localized as 2

1 year ago

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1 year ago

Raidou kuzunoha vs king abaddon
even tho i still think its great, i wanna say dds2 maybe? ik you're not a big fan of it
No More Heroes 2

1 year ago

@baka_ouji HONESTLY i might have to consider that though i think it's still a solid game... it's definitely too clean for doom and kinda soulless

@dadhunter i'll have to look into that one cause i'm not familiar with "modern" prince of persia at all

@mobilespider iunno bout banjo 2 but weegee 2 seems apt enough

@speedy good call fuck that game

@huss play a game that isnt gta

@ophelia nah

@reyn ehhhhhhhh too much personal bias on that one for me. it's got better bosses than the first and the story's cool. i just think the dungeons and ending kinda suck

@psi haven't played but know a good bit about. seems like a particular person enjoys 2 more than 1 and vice versa

1 year ago

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vice city looks better than gta3
oh i thought of a good one. Plants vs zombies 2, its so so much worse than the first game

1 year ago

good call. that and peggle 2 actually

1 year ago

Spider-Man 3

1 year ago

devil survivor 2

1 year ago

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