john carpenter's "the thing" right down to an equally underwhelming ending

but seriously - when did it become the norm to start paying $20 for things like this? carrion is about as complex as a flash game you'd find front-paged on newgrounds circa 2012 and plenty less fun at that

it's pretty rough around the edges and not particularly cleverly designed. there's a couple mildly satisfying puzzles, and level progression is simple and linear enough (barring optional backtracking which is a pain) but combat is boring and the flashback bits are incredibly pointless. i have no idea why they exist beyond some dire attempt at padding

want to be a villainous, fleshy monster with a penchant for killing? then download bluemaxima's flashpoint and play miami shark or something. don't bother with this unless it's on sale