Gameplay so good you can almost ignore how bad literally everything else in this game is

Kinda morbidly fun for like three missions but then I got bored with the repetitiveness and annoyed with getting lost all the time and just started gunning down the targets in broad daylight and seeing if I could get away with it, the answer was usually a resounding yes.

It's hilarious to me that these evil billionaires you have to kill won't ever notice you following them no matter how long you do it or how ridiculous the disguise you're wearing is but if you're dressed in a scientist costume and happen to run into another scientist they'll instantly bring the entire security force down on your ass

This is the most Canadian game ever made

You always forget how unbelievably jank this is when you haven't played it in a while. Still I'll always love it since it was my first ever Nintendo game

I think I set my expectations a bit too high the first time I played this because I enjoyed it a lot more this time, I can definitely see why it's so exciting that the next huge 3D Mario might take elements from this, especially the fully connected open world

fuck champion's road all my homies hate champion's road

2018

I'm pretty sure the only way to see the true ending of this game is to literally dedicate your life to it

(I enjoyed it more this time than I did on my first playthrough tho)

masterpiece
(mas·​ter·​piece)

1: A work of outstanding artistry, skill, or workmanship.

2: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom for Nintendo Switch

This review contains spoilers

Still fun but overall a pretty big disappointment especially coming off of how good the main game is and how well Frozen Wilds complimented Zero Dawn as DLC. This felt more like they wanted to do some early testing on stuff they're interested in doing for Horizon 3 like advanced flying and bigger boss fights, because this ultimately is just a bunch of islands where you can fight tough enemies over and over again. There isn't really anything to explore or any reason to go off the beaten path, and that's unfortunate because a big reason of why this franchise is so amazing is making your own adventures away from the main story.

The story isn't great either, just a battle against a villain that's literally Calculon from Futurama, and a shoehorned and rushed romance story for a character that doesn't need one. The Quen are the least interesting tribe in the main storyline (except Alva, she's great) and here, in their own DLC, they aren't much better. Compared to the Banuk, who went from interesting but underutilized in Zero Dawn to hands down the coolest tribe in the game in Frozen Wilds, it's still just not fun to be around the Quen. Plus it's super short, you can finish the main storyline in just a few hours, and unlike Frozen Wilds it really does nothing to set up anything for Horizon 3 that we didn't already know.

The final boss fight against the Horus is great though and lives up to the hype considering they've been building them up since the first game, I wish they hadn't spoiled it in literally every single promotional material for the expansion but I get it, there wasn't anything else to advertise.

I think they should've saved all of this for Horizon 3 and gave themselves more room to work on this stuff there. Compared to how Frozen Wilds expanded on Zero Dawn, this was just a total letdown. I'll surely replay Forbidden West again and again in the future, but I have my doubts I'll ever venture to the Burning Shores again.

A perfect game for the person in your life that loves long hallways to nowhere and unkillable enemies that get you stuck in corners

I didn't see the movie but I imagine it's exactly like this

I really wanna know who on the dev team thought an escort mission would make for a great ending to this game

I'm so glad I decided to give this another try. Hollow Knight is genuinely one of the most beautiful games ever made, elegant in both presentation and gameplay. The world is so rich with lore and so fun (and sometimes scary) to just exist in that I never minded the long walks back and forth to places to get to where the next adventure might be. I'm normally not a huge fan of Metroidvanias (I'm horrible with directions so I usually get lost and frustrated if I'm not using a guide) but beating this game has made me interested in exploring the genre further and getting better at them.

So uh when's Silksong