iamverypoor
Elitists make me sick. You know who you are.
Serious, I'm done with them. I'm sick of them hogging machines. I'm sick of them coming with their sweat towels and resting them drenched on the bar. I'm sick of them playing barefoot and letting their filthy feet be all over the machine And the best part. I'm sick of them thinking they own the god damn machine because they showed up in disgusting clothing and plain shirts that will get rung out with sweat at a dead hour of the day. These are the same assholes that used to gatekeep the machine and force people to put coins on the screen to show they want to play. Now they just want to swipe their card as much as they can and set up shop on the machine. Dave and busters is the only place that has a decent cabinet. God forbid you want to play and interrupt Sir Virgin and his bare feet. They roll eyes when you're waiting and finally their credit is done , to which they make me have to be confrontational and tell them "I'm waiting to play" after they try and swipe their card again while I'm standing there. Sorry but I'm not the one. You want me to leave a quarter like old times, you dick head? The whole coin thing was ridiculous anyway. Get your dirty feet off the stage and let others play. Yeah I have a beer in hand, does that mean I'm just a maroon that watches sports all day and doesn't know what the fuck I'm doing? And God forbid I actually play and I'm decent at the game but since I'm playing in high top Vans I'm just a normie that's taking up the machine. They stand there with their arms crossed, barefoot in the dirty ass carpet reminding them of their parent's house they live in, waiting for you to be done disrupting their 8 hour DDR day. . What's wrong with you people? No wonder this damn game has died in recent years. These guys show up at 12 and gatekeep the machine all day. They prey on people that don't know any better and just want to learn and get a few rounds in.
You guys make me sick.
Serious, I'm done with them. I'm sick of them hogging machines. I'm sick of them coming with their sweat towels and resting them drenched on the bar. I'm sick of them playing barefoot and letting their filthy feet be all over the machine And the best part. I'm sick of them thinking they own the god damn machine because they showed up in disgusting clothing and plain shirts that will get rung out with sweat at a dead hour of the day. These are the same assholes that used to gatekeep the machine and force people to put coins on the screen to show they want to play. Now they just want to swipe their card as much as they can and set up shop on the machine. Dave and busters is the only place that has a decent cabinet. God forbid you want to play and interrupt Sir Virgin and his bare feet. They roll eyes when you're waiting and finally their credit is done , to which they make me have to be confrontational and tell them "I'm waiting to play" after they try and swipe their card again while I'm standing there. Sorry but I'm not the one. You want me to leave a quarter like old times, you dick head? The whole coin thing was ridiculous anyway. Get your dirty feet off the stage and let others play. Yeah I have a beer in hand, does that mean I'm just a maroon that watches sports all day and doesn't know what the fuck I'm doing? And God forbid I actually play and I'm decent at the game but since I'm playing in high top Vans I'm just a normie that's taking up the machine. They stand there with their arms crossed, barefoot in the dirty ass carpet reminding them of their parent's house they live in, waiting for you to be done disrupting their 8 hour DDR day. . What's wrong with you people? No wonder this damn game has died in recent years. These guys show up at 12 and gatekeep the machine all day. They prey on people that don't know any better and just want to learn and get a few rounds in.
You guys make me sick.
2022
Clone Hero fans when I tell them that holding and using the guitar like they're in the Scratch the Rash on my Ass World Championship 2058 is not interesting, nor skillful gameplay (they don't know that timing windows are a good thing)
2024
"Sometimes, I want to peel the skin off my own body"
Me too buddy, me too.
Me too buddy, me too.
1996
The word stank manifested into a game. Alternatively, how I see the world in an average day in my normal, average life
2007
Don't give two fucks about std, taiko, or ctb, but all I have to give to osu!mania is a long, schadenfreude fueled laugh. Get off the CP you fucking grimy, no-life chuds whose diet consists of shit-flavored noodles in no mash projection broth and inject some BEMANI, BMS, or Stepmania into your fucking bloodstream to decontaminate your body of filth.
1999
A rhythm game designed by a sadist on meth (or salvia if doubles is your thing). Even at its lowest points (cough CB and Rootage cough), it is still probably better than most other VSRGs or rhythm games in general I've played. No other rhythm game has become (or probably will become) as ludically dynamic or as aesthetically and musically varied as IIDX. Genuinely becomes a transcendental experience once you're used to the throat punching. Only genuine criticism I have is how absolutely wide (and somewhat overcharted) 12s can be. Look at this and this and tell me these are totally the same difficulty. Just decimalize these fuckers already, Konmai. Even then, shit just fucks hard and will make your hands cum if you eventually get to 12s.
Go kick rocks Osu! and Clone Hero
Go kick rocks Osu! and Clone Hero
2021
If I hear another cringe moan from this cab that unfortunately HAD to be placed right behind the IIDX cab, the Round1 is going up in flames