grief your friends
Actions speak louder than words, and these games offer you the chance to tell your friend that they are a non-valuable member of society who should not be allowed to enjoy interactive media
a co-op griefing classic. unparalleled
why teamkill when you can use the many gadgets in the game to turn the game into a survival horror for them
yes it requires a multiplayer mod but slowly squeezing your friend off the road is top 10 funniest things if you can pull it off
giving me the ability to construct a wall millimeters in front of their face with a single button is one of the greatest gifts i've been given
Chris! Chris! Come on! Sheva! Over here! Not right now
this game is wet dog ass and part of the reason i say that is because i did play this when i was younger, and one time some dudes wedged four garbage trucks across two chokepoints on the map, effectively quarantining players on either side of the map for an entire day. yes they were mashing the horns the whole time
co-op open world games will always be a candidate but trying to stealth an area only to see that your friend has decided to report a random pedestrian 3 meters away as a domestic terrorist is a core part of the watch dogs 2 online experience
pretty strange how easily you can use traversal tools to make traversal more difficult
you have to really trust your friends to play this game with them because anyone with an iota of creativity will find some way to surround your base in traps. or build an IED-launching trebuchet aimed at your base. or lure an armsy to your base. or
convince your friends to play without formally assigning "Teams" once and they will never let you do it again
just by making them boot up this game you are griefing them
a million ways to make sure your friend has no fun, many of which can be made funnier by requiring tremendous work/commitment on your part
will never forget one friend cooking up a peanut butter, honey, and mayonnaise sandwich, only for another friend's character to eat it and immediately become suicidially depressed because it tasted so bad
throwing worthless "gems" to trigger traps is an invaluable tool when playing solo and also while trying to get the achievement for teamkilling a friend
imagine mario party if half the minigames let you punch other players to stun them for a half second at a time. also you can punch like 4 times in 2 seconds
the virgin "hide all their shit and make fake ghost noises" vs the chad "hide in a locker with smudge sticks and a crucifix all game to tank the team's sanity"
this game is already a fight against the game's physics systems and firing bloody limbs across the room makes it a 2v1
everyone knows about the planes and thats the weak shit. the funnier thing is pushing your friend's tiny tank off a cliff while they're taking potshots
i hope you didnt like having star bits you piece of shit
another one of those games where you're supposed to use in-game comms, but the more fun decision is dying and using your newfound omniscience to feed your discord buddies bad info
(please dont use discord to actually help win though that shit sucks man)
this is the only golf game i've ever seen that lets you play defense by just body blocking the hole and using special abilities to blast shit around. the first golf game to ever let you be downright mean
kingbancho: "when i played l4d2 regularly with friends i would use the medkits to lock them into place healing them at bad times and i would also heal them when they were nearing the top of ladders which would force them off the ladder and send them falling down"
GutterTrash: "mario golf toadstool tour lets you repeatedly taunt in your friends faces while they try to aim their shots, both positive and negative. just spam buttons and along with everything else theyre gonna have to focus through repeated monkey noises and dozens of "I simply can't wait to see your shot." real fun shit"
Diaper Commander: "You can orbital drop stuff on people and I think friendly fire is always on. Once I decided to kill my whole squad with a drop because they refused to call me Diaper Commander (I was roleplaying as a war baby and they didn't want to be part of it)"
letshugbro: "Super Mario 3D World affords you generous opportunities to cast your friends into the abyss if their platforming skills prove to be suboptimal. An incredible game of deceit and desperation."
T0M196: "Don't know if this qualifies but I'd say delaying the countdown in Halo would always annoy the boys before a game of fatkid."
the OG. cant believe i forgot that it lets player 1 pause while player 2 is playing
wowgoodname: "If we’re talking about Mario, New Super Mario Bros Wii is the ultimate relationship killer"
FranzMagitek: "imagine an excruciatingly hard bullshit platformer but if you co-op you can camp the level exit and jump on your friends head, killing them and making them respawn at the start of the level. i'd kill a man"
ACoolBlaze5: minecraft. destroying your friends’ houses and tricking them with genius traps is a part of the core minecraft with friends experience
noisemakers are for cowards. real men throw actual-ass grenades at night and let their lower level friend get eaten alive