You're telling me that two years after this game was unceremoniously shoved into its "Former Game of the Week"-themed grave, we're trying to bring it back? I won't stand for it.

I would've assumed that a game like this needs a hook, that the minigames need to actually be good, but after two years you can now play Tip Toe with friends and I'm not really convinced that that's enough to redeem the experience. Winning is still primarily the consequence of lucking out and not getting griefed into the sun, rather than a reward for actually doing anything right during the course of the minigames.

Maybe I just hate fun? Definitely a possible answer, but I'm mostly tired of streamers as tastemakers. I don't care about the latest Free-to-Play battle pass, no matter how many Hatsune Miku cosmetics or Lebron Jameses you put in. Release my friends, demon, I want to play games with them again.

Reviewed on Aug 10, 2022


4 Comments


Suda I love ya man but your presentation with Devolver Digital was the shits

I still got a soft spot for Devolver Digital cause they've published and ported some of my favorite games.

Fall guys is fart guys tho -_-

1 year ago

i was going to comment on my own review here and say something to the effect of "i actually don't have any real gripes with devolver" but i was hoping nobody would call me on it
I do get ya fury.

Fall guys...is Bad guys

1 year ago

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1 year ago

tbf your hate for Devolver is a bit misplaced here since they haven't been Fall Guys publisher for more than a year. It's all Epic now