man i really appreciate the effort put into this. the polished look, a never-ending to-do list, unlockables and its humor kept me playing for hours on end, which in due time revealed the flawed game design buried deep within its core. not before long this game turns into an endless slog of walking, digging, chopping, building, building, sleeping, waiting, walking, walking, waiting, sleeping, rinse and repeat.

there's always something missing; always something in need to be built so you can build something else which allows you to build another thing which of course needs other buildings to be built so you can build an upgraded version of the building. a new built you might say.

the number grows, but to what end? akin to a pay-to-play mobile game there's no feeling of accomplishment or fun to be had -- all that is left is me stressing over fulfilling a busy checklist instead of enjoying the fruits of my graveyard keeping labor. sad!

Kinda better than the first one and feels more complete but at the same time it got way grindier and the writing just kinda gives up at some point and the script just throws itself at memes and "why not" shit. You are forced constantly to work very very very menial and repetitive as all hell jobs throughout the whole thing although I would def say it gets a bit better, honestly don´t bother unless you really like the concept and graphics cause they carry the whole thing if anything. The management side is not for everyone and it WILL spike in difficulty considerably at random fights so have future sight I guess.

viewtiful joe comes in 2 difficulty modes: "baby with pacifier and stuffy drinking warm breast milk" and "fuck you"

pretty wacky, lots of style, feels a little unpolished with how many janky ass hitboxes there are and how little sense the difficulty curve makes

puzzles constructed via the simon's quest philosophy of game design - that is, not at all

henshin a go go to the polls