math3w_my3rs
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c00lest guy around !! [REAL] (my mom said so)
c00lest guy around !! [REAL] (my mom said so)
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this is, officially, THE FIRST videogame i played. and my god. did i overplay this stupid game.
you see, my parents got my brother a DS. i, being the little sister, naturally wanted one aswell. unfortunattely. my parents deemed "videogames" to be "FOR BOYS" and i was. very upset at this.
fortunately, my brother showed me how to play. he also though me the correct route through the final castle in world 8, which i swore to never forget (a promise i intend to keep to my grave). after a couple of years our parents got him a playstation 3, so i got to have the ds since he didn't need it (mind you, bro also had a pc. i, for the record, didn't). so, mostly out of spite for being told i wouldn't like videogames because "i wasn't a boy" (this is even funnier in hindsight), i would spend days upon months upon years playing through the fucking New Super Mario Bros for the DS over, and over, and over again. finding every stupid star, unlocking every secret level, and just combing through the game hundreds of times. i tried different challenges, like not picking any coins, not picking any power ups, no hit runs, attempting speedrunning before i even knew speedruning was a thing.
i know this game like the back of my goddamn palm.
i also may be autistic.
also. i own both the DS and the PS3 now bc my brother got bored of them. fuck him and fuck my parents for telling me i couldn't play videogames. i will go play through this stupid mediocre game again just to spite them.
you see, my parents got my brother a DS. i, being the little sister, naturally wanted one aswell. unfortunattely. my parents deemed "videogames" to be "FOR BOYS" and i was. very upset at this.
fortunately, my brother showed me how to play. he also though me the correct route through the final castle in world 8, which i swore to never forget (a promise i intend to keep to my grave). after a couple of years our parents got him a playstation 3, so i got to have the ds since he didn't need it (mind you, bro also had a pc. i, for the record, didn't). so, mostly out of spite for being told i wouldn't like videogames because "i wasn't a boy" (this is even funnier in hindsight), i would spend days upon months upon years playing through the fucking New Super Mario Bros for the DS over, and over, and over again. finding every stupid star, unlocking every secret level, and just combing through the game hundreds of times. i tried different challenges, like not picking any coins, not picking any power ups, no hit runs, attempting speedrunning before i even knew speedruning was a thing.
i know this game like the back of my goddamn palm.
i also may be autistic.
also. i own both the DS and the PS3 now bc my brother got bored of them. fuck him and fuck my parents for telling me i couldn't play videogames. i will go play through this stupid mediocre game again just to spite them.
this game is what one might call the man behind my slaughter, with how much it has shaped my entire life. for the worst, probably. (i love it to bits)