Naming my followers after my friends is proving to be an exponentially worse and worse decision with each update.

Genuinely the only F2P PvP game I ever enjoyed. It really speaks for how tight the gameplay experience is when the game is devoid of any kind of narrative personality yet I'm glad it is as it would just get in the way. It works for Rocket League, and it works for The Finals. Solo Q is surprisingly not terrible but going in with two friends has always been a superb experience so far. I'm glad I could play this game in its early days before the gaming community and/or developer inevitably fuck it up.

It's not as tragic as people pretend it to be. The gameplay is decent, especially the stealth part. Much more rewarding and nuanced than the previous entries. When it goes loud the quality drops quite a bit though. The graphics are also surprisingly nice and it runs well on my low-mid end rig apart from some mild stuttering during the first minute of a mission. The music and level design are probably the two highlights, however, the former is not as memorable as the previous game's soundtrack. I can't wait to pick it up for €5 next summer.

It's a fun simcade, although, it's a shame not to include any co-op modes to play with friends like in Horizon. I know it was never the focus of the Motorsport series, but after playing so much Horizon with friends, it's just depressing to race alone. If I was lonely I'd be playing Gran Turismo.

Surprisingly fun for what it is.

I've got it for free with my AMD card. I said, fuck it let's try. I installed it on an external HDD because I don't give a shit, to be honest. It ran like shit, then remembered something about it only working on SSDs. I said, fuck it, and I made space on the C drive and tried to move it through Steam. Took ages then I smelled burnt plastic. I forgot to peel off the plastic from the new AMD GPU. Canceled the moving process, turned off the PC, and peeled off the half-burnt plastic. Turned the PC back on then I said, fuck it, I have good internet so I'll just delete the game and download it again because that's gonna be faster than dealing with this broken-ass external HDD. While it was downloading, I set up Cyberpunk 2077 on my girlfriend's PC. Fucking Cyberpunk wouldn't let me lower the Textures from High to Medium. Finally, I somehow did it and the benchmark ran fine. Got back to my PC and loaded up Starfield. Touched a rock, had an orgasm, chose my pronouns, and then I realized that the mouse is weird. Looked the game up on PC Gaming Wiki, disabled the intro videos, set up the mouse properly, and then launched the game. Jumped around for a few minutes, then I realized that the game runs like shit, looks like shit and I don't even care about Bethesda games, so I uninstalled it. I'll see you when the modders fix your game, Todd!

Ironically, the online aspect is the best part of this game. It's a lot of fun with friends. Alone? Not so much, but if I didn't have friends I'd just play Cities: Skylines.

edit (23/10/26): I have increased the review score from 3.5 to 4.5 to piss off the toxic commenter below even more.

This is the best high-octane, ultra-violent, trial-and-error action game since Hotline Miami.

Possibly the WORST first impression any video game has ever given me. I somehow doubt it's gonna get better so I'm abandonding it.

2017

Straight up my favorite couch co-op game ever. It's a real shame that it doesn't have online co-op as it's hard to get my friends to play through Steam Remote Play Together and as we live far apart it's rare we get together at my place specifically to play this. I'm often daydreaming about making this into an arcade machine for myself. I wish I had the talent. This game deserves to be its own furniture.

Many welcome addition to the game including better combat, a proper late game, challenges without the timer ticking, more story... I love it!

Nowadays it feels like an arcade, dumbed down RTS but it's still a lot of fun, especially with friends. It's a shame you can't use mods in private online matches. That's the only thing I don't like as the base game doesn't offer enough to keep us engaged for too long. I hope they remaster Red Alert 2 though...

At one point I was a Vampire and I had to hunt down a Werewolf on every floor as my personal quest. The Werewolf is hidden and I have to figure out who is it with my Vampire sense. I have identified the Werewolf and as it was not damaged it didn't aggro on me. It was a Red gang member. I've hired him for some money and sent him off on a suicide mission where he turned into a werewolf and died. Mission Successful!

Honestly, an excellent game especially with friends. You can do all kinds of wacky stuff. At one point we were rolling as triple zombies and it was mayhem. I can't recommend it enough!

I genuinely do not understand how this game is so hated by the gaming community. The gunplay is extremely satisfying, the graphical fidelity is impressive, the sounds are crisp, it runs well and the collectibles are fun. Yes, I know the story is crap. I haven't even touched the main missions after 3-4 hours but that doesn't mean that the game has no merit everywhere else. The only thing I hate is that I have to buy fucking rage coins or whatever if I want to buy DLCs. No option to buy it normally.

This is Arma 3 but for cars. Simulation over everything else. Find your own fun. Love it! However, unlike Arma 3 it actually runs well but doesn't have official multiplayer. You win some, you lose some. It's also the only game that works perfectly well with my extremely cheap racing wheel.