I was writing the fifth paragraph of my review, and then accidentally clicked on one of my browser's bookmarked websites, losing all of my progress. It felt exactly like my first 6 hours into this game, so I think that this is way more symbolic than anything that I could have ever written.

Not playing this because I would never hurt a woman

You know when a comedy sitcom has an episode in a completely different style just for fun, but it ends up being even better than most the normal stuff? That's the best way to describe this.

professor layton has the confidence and swag of a man who pulls enough pussy to be a hazard to every marriage within a 20 mile radius