This game isn't about ANYTHING and the main character doesn't fucking TALK and the gameplay fucking SUCKS but the funny burp stairs and the big head were cool so it gets a star for those.

I've been stuck here playing Borderlands Science for five years

The premise and atmosphere of this game is quite good, and I love how things get altered throughout the day as if something is messing with you, but if you are going to make a subtle, understated, atmospheric horror game you probably shouldn't have a terrible second-person chase scene 20 minutes into gameplay, and you should also avoid anything this game does beyond the 30 minute mark.