MY CHILD, PERFORM DOZENS OF PUZZLES WHOSE SOLUTIONS ARE OFTEN VERY SIMILAR TO ONE AND OTHER AND COULD PROBABLY DO WITHOUT HALF OF THEM, TO GET THE KEYS TO THIS PLACE I'M CONSTANTLY TELLING YOU NOT TO GO TO. AND ONCE YOU HAVE ALL, DON'T GO THERE MY CHILD. OH, YOU DID WHAT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO? THAT STUFF THE GAME BEATS YOUR HEAD OVER WITH? THIS RAISES DEEP QUESTIONS ABOUT FREE WILL AND INTELLIGENCE MY CHILD.