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I only write reviews when I'm drunk. I don't have to courage to be possibly write something that might make others redicule me when I'm sober :D
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Botany Manor
Botany Manor

Apr 13

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I have a simple mind and I tend to enjoy simple games. It's a typical Breakout clone but I like it quite a lot. I like all the little things they do to the stages - makes me want to play this again and again. Glad to have this on NSO as well!

Considering I bought it for 20€ when it released, I was pretty disappointed. You can barely get 5 hours of it and even then then gameplay is pretty lacking. I know the game is about being a goose that goes around being an asshole to everyone - and that it achieves - but after finishing it I felt rather empty. Maybe I was expecting more? I'm sure the team could have come up with more scenarious but that make me thinking about what those could have been. That in turn makes me ask if you could even add more to this, and if this idea was dumb to begin with? Eitherway I wasn't very satisfied, but I think I would have given this 3/5 stars if I hadn't payed that much - and that's on me.

Here's an idea: play this with your friends and every time someone dies, take a shot. Also don't because you'll end up in a hospital for alcohol poisoning. Anyway, to the review.

In a sense I feel bad for giving this game such a low score but I'm not one for kusoges. That said, if I had to pick one to play it would probably be this one. Not because I really have a good reason for it but I do like the playable character! And the original Super Mario Bros. is very close to my heart so parody of it is more than welcome.