Conbaby Year 1

They grow up so fast. These are the games my son “played” in his first year of life. Not a list of times he touched a controller. He hits A, he sees Mario jump. He hits it again, Mario jumps, he laughs.

For those interested, he has a Tekken 8 ghost! It’s the Yoshimitsu on my profile: 5hfh-LYYG-iyBG.

Is Mario’s locomotion so intuitive a baby could do it? Honestly? Kinda. Similar to watching a heuristic AI play Mario 64, except he maxed out at entering the castle before turning off the switch, erasing my taxes, and putting a lifetime subscription to the UFC on my credit card.
Mario’s jump sound is very exciting for a baby
Probably his favorite. I have a fight stick, which he finds extremely fun. Degenerate Yoshi main.
iOS, GBC, and NES versions as well as one of those tiny arcade cabinet keychains.
Potentially the most fun anyone has ever had with this game, simply because his cognitive ability did not allow him to understand anything about it. Sonic runs in tiny circles! WOW!

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The first game he ever played.

14 Comments


1 month ago

starting him off right i see. came here to tell you that your avatar right now is fucking incredible and you should never change it
Starting off with Killer 7, Tetris and Sonic 06 is the single best thing ever, that kid is gonna have goated videogame taste...

1 month ago

This is awesome
This is amazing

1 month ago

@chandler I’m keeping it because it was harder to make than I thought it would be
@DeemonAndGames who knows what year 2 will hold… perhaps Ecco the Dolphin
@Cresps_X12 I know right
@NOWITSREYNTIME17 it amazes me as well

1 month ago

what did he rate killer7?

1 month ago

We are witnessing a science experiment, everyone. Will Conbaby become the world's gamingest gamer?

1 month ago

@bad_news he says he prefers the ds game
@electrode pediatricians recommended no screen time under 2 years old

1 month ago

by DS game I mean FSR

1 month ago

yeah well what do some dumb old pediatricians know?

1 month ago

Conbaby already has more gaming potential than anyone else
starting off with killer7 is like starting off on french arthouse

1 month ago

hand this guy drakengard 3

1 month ago

@MrWarm a few days ago my baby somehow started up Sonic Dream Team on his own

@JoeyJoeyChopper his first movie was Hard to Be a God (2013)

@zeusdeegoose I’ll see what I can do


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