Bathroom Chef
releases on TBD
Take a break and cook up some delicious food for your friends! Create full-sized meals right in the bathroom chef's kitchen. Cooking with this revolutionary method involves a graceful balancing of stress and gas.
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Quintessential achievement collecting game. It sports maximally-monotonous gameplay, harrowingly putrid sound design, and royalty-free collage graphics so honestly unfathomable that I fail to put it into words. The header on this page gives a good idea but, god, just look at it. But none of that matters, does it? All five thousand achievements come pre-unlocked, so you don't need to get past the launcher; open the game, get the achievements, move on. Open the game, get the achievements, move on.
Open the game, get the achievements, move on. Open the game, get the achievements, move on. Open the game, get the ACHIEVEments, mooove on OPEN the game GET THE ACHIEVMENTS mooove on move on OPEN THE GAME GET THE ACHIEVEMENTS MOVE ON OPEN THE GAME GET THE ACHIEVEMENTS MOVE ON WHEN DOES IT END WHEN DOES IT END OPEN THE GAME GET THE ACHIEVEMENTS MOVE ON OPEN THE GAME GET THE ACHIEVEMENTS MOOOOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE ACHIEVEMENTS ACHIEVEMENTS
This little addiction of mine started with this game. It was in a $2.73 bundle, with fifty Steam games. I spent $20 on New Years Day across a couple similiarly-priced bundles, thinking it wouldn't be so bad to spend minimal amounts to get that funny little cheevo number up a couple hundred-thousand. God. You naïve motherfucker, Emery. I've spent more on shovelware like this than I'll ever admit or ever make back. It keeps piling up. It never ends. This was my warning sign. This was #3 on the list of achievement shovelware. That list is damn close to a thousand, well-surpassing it if you counted the things I haven't dared play yet. It never ends. It'll never end. It'll outlive me. Am I too far-gone? For what gain? Some number most people just hack anyway? A sense of pride and accomplishment? There's never been either of those to find here. Why? In some effort against capitalism, to help some random bozo make a living in exchange for a service I want? Fuck if that's a good excuse anymore. If I could just go back to stop myself from playing Bathroom Chef, or anything before or around it, perhaps I could be living my best life.
Hellfire, hellfire, take my soul.
Melodrama aside, in my three years playing crap like this, this is still one of if not the worst I've laid my eyes upon; that's why I'm honoring it with a rating at all. It's not reflective of achievement-spam games at large, but good god don't follow my path. Many achievement-spam games are banned nowadays (this included,) so the leaderboards on tracking sites are all but a dream; plus, most of them are just soulless asset flips anyway. Stick to hunting—complete the games you love, the ones you already own, the ones you're passionate about. Take care of yourself and do the things you enjoy most. Don't play Bathroom Chef.
Open the game, get the achievements, move on. Open the game, get the achievements, move on. Open the game, get the ACHIEVEments, mooove on OPEN the game GET THE ACHIEVMENTS mooove on move on OPEN THE GAME GET THE ACHIEVEMENTS MOVE ON OPEN THE GAME GET THE ACHIEVEMENTS MOVE ON WHEN DOES IT END WHEN DOES IT END OPEN THE GAME GET THE ACHIEVEMENTS MOVE ON OPEN THE GAME GET THE ACHIEVEMENTS MOOOOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE ACHIEVEMENTS ACHIEVEMENTS
This little addiction of mine started with this game. It was in a $2.73 bundle, with fifty Steam games. I spent $20 on New Years Day across a couple similiarly-priced bundles, thinking it wouldn't be so bad to spend minimal amounts to get that funny little cheevo number up a couple hundred-thousand. God. You naïve motherfucker, Emery. I've spent more on shovelware like this than I'll ever admit or ever make back. It keeps piling up. It never ends. This was my warning sign. This was #3 on the list of achievement shovelware. That list is damn close to a thousand, well-surpassing it if you counted the things I haven't dared play yet. It never ends. It'll never end. It'll outlive me. Am I too far-gone? For what gain? Some number most people just hack anyway? A sense of pride and accomplishment? There's never been either of those to find here. Why? In some effort against capitalism, to help some random bozo make a living in exchange for a service I want? Fuck if that's a good excuse anymore. If I could just go back to stop myself from playing Bathroom Chef, or anything before or around it, perhaps I could be living my best life.
Hellfire, hellfire, take my soul.
Melodrama aside, in my three years playing crap like this, this is still one of if not the worst I've laid my eyes upon; that's why I'm honoring it with a rating at all. It's not reflective of achievement-spam games at large, but good god don't follow my path. Many achievement-spam games are banned nowadays (this included,) so the leaderboards on tracking sites are all but a dream; plus, most of them are just soulless asset flips anyway. Stick to hunting—complete the games you love, the ones you already own, the ones you're passionate about. Take care of yourself and do the things you enjoy most. Don't play Bathroom Chef.