Haydee

Haydee

released on Sep 26, 2016

Haydee

released on Sep 26, 2016

"Haydee" is a hardcore old-style metroidvania mixed with modern-day third person shooter and platformer mechanics. As well as a sexy character.


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The game is pretty bad. It doesn't give the vibe you might expect, has a tedious way of maneuvering and their idea of "hardcore" is just unwieldy insta-death gameplay with no clear route. Mainly it's an avenue for tiddies, and while I can respect that, there's much better ways to execute and get a horny game that doesnt feel shitty to play. I will look into 2 when it comes along to see if anything is better about it, as there was maybe one or two fun parts to this.

Edit 2024: yeah I'm probably not going to check out Haydee 2 lmao

Wait this is an actual game? I was too busy looking at haydee's ass the ground to notice.

forgot abt this until i recently looked through my steam library sorting through the oldest stuff
i got gifted this in 2016 and never beat it and then the gears tumbled in my head and then i was like "Oh! That game!!! Right."

a friend gifted this to me along with super lumberjack on my birthday when i turned sixteen
it sucks! this also pisses me off because if memory serves right
this was the first metroidvania i ever touched ohhhhhhh
nooooooooooooo noooooooooo i dont like thatttt FUCK!
fuck you colin
MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somehow one of the better metroidvanias i've played.
Too bad it's a porn game, definitely guilty pleasure type game.

sexy robot aside that's how you make a good hardcore 3D metroidvania

I put the new Forgis on the Jeep
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath