if you've ever wondered what it'd be like to get motion sickness from a game boy color game, this is the game for you. legit never gotten motion sickness from a game, so this was legitimately surprising. playing it kinda feels like trying to play super mario bros dx but you're in the backseat of a car and the road is really bumpy and it's 4pm so there's glare on your non-backlit game boy color screen and somebody is talking to you in french and you haven't had to converse with anybody in french since your junior year of high school. okay that last part was my fault for choosing french as the game's language for "authenticity", but this is an impressively substandard platformer and i almost feel bad for punching down on it