No raytracing.

Sexo + botão para mijar + minas gostosas + macaco punheteiro = roris

o melhor jogo do mundo

leisure suit larry needs to be sent to the glue factory

Weak mini-games, weak comedic value, weak in every aspect, unfortunately...

No sé muy bien qué me llevó a gastarme 6 euros en aquella tienda de segunda mano en este juego, pero por algún motivo, lo hice. Sabía en lo que me estaba metiendo, y aún así lo hice. Si pudiese volver al pasado, me daría una paliza en ese preciso momento

Jogo muito bom para ser jogado com a família ao lado!

i genuinely think it would be a better world if more narrative-driven interpersonal adventure games adopted LSL:MCM's Undertale-esque bullet hell conversation minigame at the bottom of the screen where you're a little cartoon spermatozoon dodging obstacles and every time you hit one during an interaction with a hot babe you burp fart or jizz

my childhood

You know a game is bad when I give it the lowest score despite it shoving big tits in my face constantly.