Reviews from

in the past


my girlfriend bought me this and i appreciate the effort at least

When i graduated from high school my parents offered to buy me a holiday abroad. I declined and asked for a copy of "Ukrainian ball in search of gas" instead. Somehow it all makes sense: Years of rough studies and training behind me, I was now ready to embrace the real thing. When I got the game I spent several days avoiding the enormousness of it all. At some point I did play it and still remember the feeling I got: The world would never be the same again, the naive childhood days of pre-Ukrainian ball era were over.

my friends bought me this as a joke and it's just a ball in a field and if you fall out of bounds the game is like softlocked
video games maybe aren't art

This is actually what ukrainian soldiers are given as combat material, like how the us army convinced atari to make a tank shooter back in the 80s or whatever