Stinky Platinum obtained in 19 minutes. I have no idea what is going on in this game, but when you turn off all the unnecessary graphical effects the game can be eerily beautiful. The rare Stinky Platinum I wish was elevated as a "Real Game."

Stinky Platinum obtained in 57 minutes. I hate this man, his wife, and their world.

Stinky Platinum obtained in 48 minutes. Slow and bland, but straightforward. About as good as one can hope for with a Stinky Platinum.

Stinky Platinum obtained in 19 minutes. Quick and effortless Platinum. The art cohesion is a step above most other Stinky Platinums.

Stinky Platinum obtained in 53 minutes. Longer than it needs to be, but funny enough that it ended up being alright.

Stinky Platinum obtained in 12 minutes. Very basic, but wasn't obnoxious. The perfect Stinky Platinum.

Stinky Platinum obtained in 2 hours and 26 minutes. Can go by much faster by mashing through the dialog boxes, but why do that when you can read them in Squidward's voice?

Stinky Platinum obtained in 36 minutes. Looks more like a tutorial game a programming student would follow directions to make, then have to 'fix it' for a grade.

Stinky Platinum obtained in 37 minutes. Very boring, but wasn't too hard. A Platinums a Platinum. Even if it's Stinky.

Stinky Platinum obtained in 22 minutes. Game felt a little dumb, but thankfully went over quickly as a Stinky Platinum.

Stinky Platinum obtained in 1 hour and 28 minutes. Mr. Massagy treated me good.

Stinky Platinum obtained in 32 minutes. The first Stinky Platinum I ever got. It is the quintessential Stinky experience.

Stinky Platinum obtained in 15 minutes. Awful, even for a Stinky Platinum.

Stinky Platinum obtained in 1 year and 10 months. So boring I walked away from what is an easy Stinky Platinum for almost 2 years.

Stinky Platinum obtained in 1 hour. As far as adventure games go, its linear and bland, but it's quick enough to be palatable for a Stinky Platinum.