YES the third person shooting is kinda mid and YES the later levels get some pretty mean design choices that almost force you into grinding earlier levels for xp and gil and YES the first three-quarters of the game have very little meaningful or interesting story and YES everything with Omega and the Protomateria raises a lot of Big Lore questions about things going on in FF7.

BUT.

That last bit of the game! The last, like, three levels or something! It's all kinda sick as hell! The Rosso and Azul boss fights are just so damn cool. And basically everything once you get to the Weiss fight?? It's all anime bullshit and I love it. Vincent is great. What a cool guy. Yuffie is fun to have around sometimes! The little bit of Cloud/Tifa/Barret you get rules! Reeve sucks! And I guess Cid is there, too!

And I think the choice at the end of each level to convert your points into either XP or Gil is genuinely cool! And having your RPG stats to level up helps set this apart from the majority of shooters, which is neat!

I think I'm going to be rotating Rosso the Crimson in my mind for a long time.

If you don't like the edgy goth twink game then, I dunno, try letting joy into your heart or something.

Reviewed on Mar 24, 2024


4 Comments


1 month ago

if you don’t like the edgy goth twink game then I DONT WANT TO KNOW YOU

1 month ago

damn im getting cooked today, i did rly like the UI and what little RPG mechanics there were tho, i can agree with that. probably couldve pushed thru the game off of pure chaotic energy if they included vincent's hellmasker limit break tho

1 month ago

okay well i didn’t know you didn’t like the game. i do want to know you. so i guess im a poser. but i do think this game is cool.

1 month ago

You had me at edgy goth twink game.