This game was 5 hours of nothing. I wasn't expecting anything crazy since this is a remake of a GBA game but man, I was STILL underwhelmed.

The game starts pretty basic and meh which is what you expect, but then you get a couple worlds into it and you realize that you've been so fucking bored that you didn't even notice how bored you were. And it stays that way for the ENTIRE GAME. I've never been genuinley bored to tears like this before and it's a shame that it's stemmed from a Mario game of things.

The ONLY thing that was actually good and not a complete waste of 50 FUCKING DOLLARS was the soundtrack and animations. The OST is way too good and every world has a new unique theme to go with it. Also for some reason they made the most high quality cutscenes ever seen in a Nintendo game which I can only assume had so much effort put in because they needed to distract the player from just nothing this game is. Don't play for your own sake. It's not even worth the time let alone 50 dollars.

Reviewed on Feb 21, 2024


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2 months ago

skill issue