THIS is how you remake a game. Not that doggy ass washed up $210 three part cash grab worse than the original in all the important ways by Square Enix (FF7R)

I finished the game now, and it was a great remake. There are some changes that felt unnecessary or worse than the original like the slower text speed and 30fps rather than 60fps, but the fast traveling was a much needed improvement that I think bumps this game up to a 9/10 from an 8/10. Also, coming from a PC gamer who loves playing games in 1440p and 144fps, the 30fps drop isn't a big deal for turn based games like this tbh. Definitely a better remake than whatever the fuck Square Enix has been cooking with the dumpster fire that is the FF7R trilogy.

Reviewed on May 23, 2024


4 Comments


29 days ago

Bait or something even worse. Call it.

28 days ago

Didn't know people are still mad about FF7R being a trilogy
You're so real for this

17 days ago

no no he's got a point