Play Unabandoned.

A flawed masterpiece, riddled with less than subtle jabs at the drama surrounding it. "Shame! Shame! Shame!"

I had a 1-2k word review for this, but it is unfinished; therefore, this review will be Bojangles4th's B3313 Review 0.9 Abandoned.

Can already hear the clamors of "just separate the art from the artist!!" but that sign section reeked to me. I shrugged it off in ignorance and a desire to continue this experience blind. I did not follow the iceberg stuff, I did not read SM64 creepypastas (though I knew about the majority of the urban legends predating the mass-writing exercise fabrication process in 2020), and the BOO

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Unfortunate, as exploring this game is utterly magical to me but I can't in good faith ever recommend [REDACTED]

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I forgot what I was going to say. Might as well mark the review as finished (abandoned). This is you (the reader's) fault.


This is Bojangles4th's B3313 1.0 (Official) review, version 0.9 (Abandoned)

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Romhacking page for B3313 Unabandoned: https://romhacking.com/hack/b3313-unabandoned
BL page for it: https://www.backloggd.com/games/b3313-unabandoned/