25 Reviews liked by BootyExpert


I didn't realize before how much I wanted to run a spaceship with Tony the Tiger (and piston-fuck a green-haired-elf into oblivion)

PEAK. dont tell derek im banging his sister...

protag is the biggest piece of shit, peak fiction

Damn, now I know why (German moustache man) was so upset about not getting into art school

Sex game but the sex is locked behind having a cool personality (just like in real life)

As British people would call it, "a sad wank innit"

I wish going to the gym meant being edged by a busty Frankenstein

Trans girl feels gender dysphoria about having a huge shlong but pulls multiple girlfriends and they reinforce her self-esteem (it should have been me)

I'm concerned about the developer safety. His keyboard must be burning after writing so many good references in a fucking eroge.

Give me a VR headset and nobody will pull me out of Eris' slimussy

To dik (fuck Sage) or not to dik (fuck Isabella)

Darkest Dungeon but you're a pimp and the hentai mods are already installed

You telling me software engineers get sexually asaulted in Japan?