Undeniably gorgeous with some incredible setpieces linked together by some of the most insipid plotting, frustrating gameplay, and dead-behind-the-eyes performances I've ever seen in any medium. Seriously, every time one of those shitty blob things with the extend-o neck that chomps your shoulder with absolutely no telegraphing or way to avoid it popped up, I thought about deleting the game. Graphics fiends are literally the only people I would recommend this to, because the dozen Josh Duhamel fans out there have likely already played it.

Reviewed on Jun 15, 2024


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