You fire this up and you're immediately greeted with a nice big splash screen of Goji accompanied by really dark, foreboding music, and it's like, okay, here we go. And then the actual game starts and it's a single-screen-per-stage puzzle platfomer Diet BOMBERMAN with (unrecognizable) chibi versions of the monsters running around and chipper music out of BALLOON FIGHT. This would be acceptable, I guess, but the puzzle gameplay is incredibly simple while also being massively tedious and frustrating as you are constantly about a pixel away from softlocking and having to manually restart the stage (at the cost of a life). Shoddy, and dull at the very best.