A very limited and very, very, very slow beat 'em up. Notable only for its absurdly comprehensive cast (we're talking Gabara, we're talking Titanosaurus, we're talking Gezora), but even wringing that little morsel of enjoyment out of this is virtually impossible because there's no way in hell you will be able to slog through it long enough to see even half of those dudes. Seems super difficult until you realize you can just stand around in a quiet spot and fully regenerate your health at any time. And then after that it becomes alternatingly boring in the walking parts and frustrating in the fighting parts when you have to figure out how each boss' hitboxes work, and then repeat a dumb little pattern until you win by attrition. Not a great time!

Reviewed on Mar 13, 2024


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