This freaking game, man. M&M's Kart Racing is a dumpster fire on wheels, or rather, chocolate candies with wheels. I can't decide if the developers were on an acid trip or just had a thing for unsettling mascots. The only thing sharper than the turns in this game is the desire to put razor blades in those annoying M&M's. And don't get me started on encountering a life-sized Red M&M in a store – that's nightmare fuel right there. I'd rather eat a bag of the real candies than endure another lap in this digital hellscape. A solid 1/10 for the sheer audacity of this fever dream on wheels.