Shit, that is the most optimal way to describe this sorry excuse of a game. Playing this game has to be one of the most unfortunate experience I've had when trying to have fun, I've had negative fun with this game. There is now a hole in my heart, a Ark: Survival Evolved (2017) shaped hole in my heart. One that could've been filled with all the fun and happiness that could've been had with this game... If it was fun... But it is not.. This game is void of fun. I just wanted to play a fun game with my broski, but I had not that. For now I am an empty shell of my former fun-seeking self, I am now sad. Sam I am, for sadness I am.