Blossoms from a trite narrative about murder and possession into an out of left field power fantasy before shedding any pretense of comprehensibility as it goes entirely off the rails. Loose plot points are connected by a dense web of red string on the corkboard that is Cage's mind which becomes ever sparse as it progresses. These 'revelations' are at first jarring, but their accelerating frequency leaves one eventually thinking "of course, why not at this point?"

I think there is a world where Fahrenheit is a better narrative, but a worse experience. It is a world where the vast majority of its identity is stripped away. It is a game without vampires, Mayan sacrifice, AI, irradiated wombs, wallrunning, flying slapfights, the homeless underground network, time travel, obsidian panthers, asylums, and global cooling. It is a game about a murder, a continuation of the first two thirds of the game. It is a game where the inner turmoil of ending a life isn't remedied by taking a piss. It is a game that is indistinguishable from a movie, a fulfillment of Cage's desires, ignorant of what being a game allows it to get away with.

Were this not a game, I'd have shut it off at its first bizarre twists. But it is a game, one which is so absurd as to be adorable. One where my engagement in its twists and turns ingratiates me to its madness. I won't sit idly by while a slurry of malformed ideas pools around me, but give me a chance to play in that muck and I'll be glad.

Reviewed on Dec 10, 2023


2 Comments


4 months ago

I will vote for your political party if white boy basketball money matches are enforced, just saying.

3 months ago

This is a way more wholesome perspective than I could have anticipated. I can respect it.

And you're right; I wouldn't have watched a woman have sex with a corpse unless I pressed the button to do it. Watching some fake ass auteur display one of his fetishes out in the open is cringe if it was merely a movie. But in the interactive medium, you given possession of a big red button that says 'NECROPHILIA' on it is like offering gasoline to the beautiful trashfire that is this game.