“The Earth is God's pinball machine and each quake, tidal wave, flash flood and volcanic eruption is the result of a TILT that occurs when God, cheating, tries to win free games.”
Few things define my adolescent years quite like Space Cadet Pinball. I have a fond memory of the girls I had a crush on, the jokes I made with my friends, and the pinball I played with a fervent obsession. It was a common discussion amongst my classmates, you see, we all wanted to best one another. Who would have the highest score in Space Cadet? Only the truly magnificent and patient could obtain such a glorious feeling of superiority. Even in the modern year of 2022, I still find time to boot it up occasionally for a dose of nostalgic goodness and thrill. You may want me to describe it more, but you also want a ton of needless things that I couldn't give you in your wildest dreams. If you must know though, it is pinball, nothing more, nothing less. But hey! It is in space with cool noises and I love it for that!
We hereby award: The Bronze Seal of Recognition
Few things define my adolescent years quite like Space Cadet Pinball. I have a fond memory of the girls I had a crush on, the jokes I made with my friends, and the pinball I played with a fervent obsession. It was a common discussion amongst my classmates, you see, we all wanted to best one another. Who would have the highest score in Space Cadet? Only the truly magnificent and patient could obtain such a glorious feeling of superiority. Even in the modern year of 2022, I still find time to boot it up occasionally for a dose of nostalgic goodness and thrill. You may want me to describe it more, but you also want a ton of needless things that I couldn't give you in your wildest dreams. If you must know though, it is pinball, nothing more, nothing less. But hey! It is in space with cool noises and I love it for that!
We hereby award: The Bronze Seal of Recognition