Wow this is... really boring!

I felt almost no emotional connection with the narrative (I assume there's a narrative?) or the "gameplay" (mainly bumbling about the island like a bear wading through a field of molasses) and I honestly cared little about what the main character had to say or how meandering about the island related at all to anything. There is absolutely nothing important about this game, and that's the sin of being notably boring instead of notably bad; at least I remember playing something if it's notably bad.