This game is batshit insane and I love it. I saw a man getting beat up by some thugs on the street. So in-turn I ran up to them with a park bench and completely eviscerated them by smashing their heads in with the park bench. Afterwards I saw someone named the WALKING ERECTION and he harassed me for nudes of random women. I then went to my local ramen shop and ate the entire menu, walked outside and got mugged for all of my money by a guy named Mr.Shakedown. I then went home and did the same thing in Yakuza.