There are some game's that have dialogue that just hits you when read, not in a shocking way but in a deep way that lingers with you far after you finish playing. This game know how to tell it's story, sets the tone to whatever it needs to be, and feel the mood it wants you to feel. Mixed together in a over-arching meta narrative and you have one of the best stories ever you ever played.

Don't let your hubris of hating the fans stop you from playing this, just play it in the closet or something