Keep hearing these strange sounds come up in the kitchen. Holy shit! Its the Slenderman? And he's cooking hot dogs on he stove? Hey, you hungry home invader! Stop raiding our refrigerator! Yikes! He just whacked me with warm wiener, Twice! Wait, you aint got no lips How can you eat potato chips? God, knock it off you skinny son of bitch! Quit stealing our food and go buy a freaking sandwich! (You phony bastard) Look at this place It's a disaster!