"In each town in Zelda 2, there is a woman that restores your health, she invites Link inside, and you never see what's happening in there. Is she giving him a potion, is she performing a magic spell? No, we all know what's really happening. Link is, you know... getting a little of the old "In-Out-In-Out". I mean, this isn't Little Boy Link anymore, he's a grown-up now. Link deserves to get some because of all this hell he goes through, he's not gonna get any from Zelda! But then again, she was in a sleeping spell, what was Link doing there in the first place... Oh no... Link's a poon hound."
Game was decent btw.