Okay, Nintendo. You have once again found a way to make a splatoon campaign more interesting than the main ones in base game. Can you please actually expand on that instead of making watered down versions of both DLCs?

As “inspired” by the Pokémon games as that one wizards game that looked like legally distinct cuphead

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Nintendo never beating the floating hands boss allegations

I am sorry for ever once doubting you, Mr. Takahashi