i don't think people actually like this game i think they just miss when their one solace from schoolwork and their parents was pizza hut and/or video games. that's valid but that doesn't mean you have to grow up to be a bald bearded youtuber with a baseball cap telling me how this is one of the greatest beat-em-ups EVER when. it literally just is not. at all. long stages with little variety in moves, enemies, or stage design. fuckin never-ending hallways with spongey combat ugh