what don't you like about it?

yeah i can’t really imagine liking the first max payne in spite of things like sam lake’s perpetually constipated mug, or the monty python banter between sopranos extras. not like the first was only good because it was camp, but those qualities certainly informed the semi-ironic tone it had. 2 is like… they “polished” up all the “jank” but still wanted to remain at least partially ironic and the result is just… an aesthetic disaster.