I would give this 0 stars if I could because this reminded me of that one goose that shitted in my backyard right after I cleaned it and honestly I just wanna fight every single goose on the planet

...In Which Sam Lake Makes A Serious Case For Video Games As A Metaform, And Also For Sequels As Metatext

oh no

doctor connor's class

oooooooooh nooooooooo
doooooooctoooooor cooooooooooonnersssss claaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss

it's pizza time

I ate pizza during the pizza mission, now that's some ludonarrative dissonance shit right there

LOOKS LIKE THE FREAK WANTS TO PLAY

You play this game so you can cannibalize children as a parasitical bio-weapon attached to a college student