I was not ready for this to be a 30+hour game. I think at the moment I beat the supposed big baddie only for the game to tell me hold on, we’re not even halfway done!, I felt the same heart-crushing betrayal that others do when they find out they have to play a Ghosts’n Goblins game twice. Coincidentally both are by Capcom. Hm.

Absolutely mother fuck the digging levels