If i could erase every copy of this game from existence I would. This is an admittedly difficult review to write because the developers seemed like a ragtag group of developers doing their best with the deadlines assigned to them. But at the same time they took the laziest route to achieving their goals and deadlines.
I enjoy bad games, I can sit down and play WWII Aces for Wii for 2 hours straight. But there is something about this game that is TRULY bad. It's not an experience I would with upon anyone. The one piece of music they could write playes the entire game. The character moves at break-neck speeds for some reason. To attack enemies you practically have to be half way up their rectum. You HAVE to use motion controls to attack and they only register a QUARTER of the time you swing. Jumping requires a doctorate in theoretical physics and Advanced Calculus. There is just not a single redeeming factor to this game OTHER THAN the box art. I think the box art is full of character, is well illustrated, and is generally a pretty good way to market the game. It's a shame that the art was wasted on such a steaming coiler of a game.
I enjoy bad games, I can sit down and play WWII Aces for Wii for 2 hours straight. But there is something about this game that is TRULY bad. It's not an experience I would with upon anyone. The one piece of music they could write playes the entire game. The character moves at break-neck speeds for some reason. To attack enemies you practically have to be half way up their rectum. You HAVE to use motion controls to attack and they only register a QUARTER of the time you swing. Jumping requires a doctorate in theoretical physics and Advanced Calculus. There is just not a single redeeming factor to this game OTHER THAN the box art. I think the box art is full of character, is well illustrated, and is generally a pretty good way to market the game. It's a shame that the art was wasted on such a steaming coiler of a game.