This review contains spoilers
(8-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
So the reason why I like the Champions' Ballad DLC is because it brings a brand new rune and probably the most-liked one, the MASTER CYCLE! Which is basically a portable dirt bike that you need fuel for, and the BEST fuel is wood for some reason. But it kinda makes sense? Because wood makes charcoal. And it kinda makes sense?? I guess?
Moving on.
And the parts- the new shrines, are cool and the new bosses like the Molduking or the Stone Talus giant thing, the big Igneo Talus (what's it called again?) and my favorite one of the new shrines is the wind one, cuz it's the closest one to a dungeon because there's a big spinny tower and you have to hit five switches to go to the monk- monkey- monkish place thing or whatever. To beat the shrine. And there's three pedestals which have parts of the map and somewhere in there, Kass plays his accordion thing and sings a song, and there's one in the volcano place and one in the snowy place and one in the desert place and one in the guardian-infested forest place- it's called Akkala! I meant four pedestals. And then there's the fourth Divine Beast- I meant fifth! But it's technically the Shrine of Resurrection one which is how you get the Master Cycle and you have to defeat Monk Maz Koshia (can you do the Spoiler Warning thing?) which has the coolest music and the coolest boss in the game!
And that wraps out everything I remember from my memory about the Champions' Ballad DLC.
So the reason why I like the Champions' Ballad DLC is because it brings a brand new rune and probably the most-liked one, the MASTER CYCLE! Which is basically a portable dirt bike that you need fuel for, and the BEST fuel is wood for some reason. But it kinda makes sense? Because wood makes charcoal. And it kinda makes sense?? I guess?
Moving on.
And the parts- the new shrines, are cool and the new bosses like the Molduking or the Stone Talus giant thing, the big Igneo Talus (what's it called again?) and my favorite one of the new shrines is the wind one, cuz it's the closest one to a dungeon because there's a big spinny tower and you have to hit five switches to go to the monk- monkey- monkish place thing or whatever. To beat the shrine. And there's three pedestals which have parts of the map and somewhere in there, Kass plays his accordion thing and sings a song, and there's one in the volcano place and one in the snowy place and one in the desert place and one in the guardian-infested forest place- it's called Akkala! I meant four pedestals. And then there's the fourth Divine Beast- I meant fifth! But it's technically the Shrine of Resurrection one which is how you get the Master Cycle and you have to defeat Monk Maz Koshia (can you do the Spoiler Warning thing?) which has the coolest music and the coolest boss in the game!
And that wraps out everything I remember from my memory about the Champions' Ballad DLC.