Yeah... So... I want to be generous because this game feels like it has student project written all over it, but plain facts is that this game just sucks. You'd have to some insane level of furry in order to delude yourself into thinking that this game does anything but sucking.

Plus it's not a student project, but a game by a developer that usually does like Bratz shovelware, and you can really tell since everything here either kind of sucks or outright sucks. Level design is super boring and it's cumbersome to get around. Combat sucks with all four characters; from base attacks to jump attacks to special attacks. You can launch a screen-covering animation attack that eliminates like 1% of the boss HP bar. The dialogue sucks and sounds like it was written by and for children. The graphics and art style suck and nothing looks appealing. Boss fights are boring but thankfully also somewhat skippable thanks to healing spam.

Really, the only thing that doesn't suck is the pirate vibe with the shanty-like soundtrack and that's the only reason I stuck with this game for a few hours. Everything else sucks. I was going to stubbornly stick with it, since in only about 4 hours, I've got 75% map completion and I wanted to complete a short game today, but as the game crashes for the third time, I decided that I'm not going to spend any more of my limited time on this game. You probably shouldn't either.

Reviewed on Dec 27, 2023


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