RATING: game SUCKS i go to BED
This might actually be the worst game that I've played not because of technical faults, but because of how it's designed. Nothing feels satisfying. Collision is jank as hell. Progression is complete nonsense. Powerpoint slideshow frame rates in cutscenes. This was a terrible batch of homebrewed software and I'm probably going to contract methanol poisoning.
This might actually be the worst game that I've played not because of technical faults, but because of how it's designed. Nothing feels satisfying. Collision is jank as hell. Progression is complete nonsense. Powerpoint slideshow frame rates in cutscenes. This was a terrible batch of homebrewed software and I'm probably going to contract methanol poisoning.