Listen. Hidden object games are my guilty pleasure. There's something about turning your head off and squinting at the screen like a 70-year-old woman who just discovered the wonders of video games.

This is one of the worst of the bunch and I'm 100% here for it. The voice acting is abysmal, the puzzles nonsensical and the plot (?) incomprehensible.

I mostly did what the vaguely Eastern European man on screen told me to do - such as throwing holy water on a crocodile in the Mississippi River and destroying priceless cultural heritage sites (to get to a skull that was hidden in a wall?).

Coppola could never.