You ever played a game that gives you brainrot?

I never experienced a story and dialogue writing that made me wanna groan constantly with how unfunny, outdated, stupid, and even insane in the worst way that it is. The only reason I didn't rate this game any lower is because the gameplay and gunplay are fine and the designs of the enemies, environments, music, and (certain) characters are okay enough, but the writing is so abysmal and baffling to where it brings down the entire experience.

I hope Randy Pitchford gets robbed of his kneecaps